Your email did not find me. - Hank & Wendells

Sometimes you just need to disappear into the mountains… or, you know, the grocery store parking lot for five blessed minutes of silence. That’s the energy behind this shirt. “Your email did not find me” isn’t an apology — it’s a lifestyle. A gentle reminder to the world that you’re a human being, not a 24/7 notification mule. Wear it proudly the next time someone asks, “Hey, did you get my email?” (No. No, I did not.)

Soft as a camp chair you’ve finally broken in, this tee fits like your favorite Saturday morning. Lightweight, breathable, and made for everything from inbox avoidance to trailhead wandering, it's the perfect blend of “overworked adult” and “off-grid wanderer.” Dress it up with jeans, dress it down with sweatpants, or let it silently do the talking during your next Zoom meeting you definitely didn’t want to attend.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

Pre-shrunk fabric

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Side-seamed construction

Retail fit (not too boxy, not too clingy — just right)

Unisex sizing from XS–XXL

Print-on-demand freshness (no old, dusty inventory vibes)

Fair warning: colors may vary a smidge, depending on your screen brightness, printer mood, or whether Mercury is in retrograde. But hey — your email didn’t find you anyway, so who’s keeping track?

Printed on demand — fewer wasted casts, fewer wasted shirts. Better for the planet, better for your closet, better for your inbox sanity.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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