Socially Selective. Seasonally Unreachable. — Hank & Wendells

Some folks recharge with small talk and brunch mimosas. You? You disappear into the woods the moment the temperature drops below 85. This shirt salutes every introverted adventurer who becomes mysteriously “out of pocket” the second a trail map or a chilly morning calls your name. Socially selective? Absolutely. Seasonally unreachable? Proudly.

And while you’re busy avoiding crowds, this tee has your back. Literally. Soft, breathable cotton, the perfect lived-in fit, and a design that whispers ‘please don’t talk to me unless you brought jerky.’ Whether you’re escaping to the mountains, the lease, or just the grocery store without being recognized—this one keeps you comfy, camouflaged, and confidently unavailable.

Product Specs:

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include polyester)

Unisex retail fit — not too boxy, not too clingy

Soft-wash print with lightly weathered vintage texture

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

Tear-away label for maximum comfort

Printed in the USA

Note: Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and whether you’re currently hiding from people in the woods.

Sustainability: Printed on demand — fewer wasted casts, fewer wasted shirts.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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