Professional Overthinker. Amateur Fisherman. - Hank & Wendells

Ever spend more time thinking about fishing than actually fishing? Welcome to the club. This shirt’s for the guys who can’t decide between a spinnerbait or a jig, who watch the water like it owes them an explanation, and who still end up catching a branch. You’re not bad at fishing — you’re just dangerously good at overanalyzing.

Soft, structured, and sarcastic in all the right ways, this tee is built for those of us who spend more time tying knots than catching fish. It’s your new uniform for every “just one more cast” that turns into a philosophical crisis.

Product details:
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit — not too tight, not too baggy
• Taped neck and shoulders for durability
• Double-seam sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product responsibly sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, or Mexico

Color note:
The “Natural” variant may show subtle speckling and appear slightly off-white — it’s character, not a flaw.

Sustainability:
Printed on demand — fewer wasted casts, fewer wasted shirts.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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