Are You Fishing or Trying to Run NASA From Your Kayak? - Hank & Wendells

Once upon a time, a kayak was for paddling. Now it’s apparently for satellite operations, sonar analytics, and mission-critical snack storage.

This tee’s for the anglers who keep it simple — one rod, one lure, one quiet morning. Made from soft, structured cotton that holds its shape like your opinions about electronics, it’s built for comfort whether you’re casting in peace or side-eyeing your buddy’s 13-foot floating control room.

Because you don’t need three screens to find fish — just patience, instinct, and maybe a cup of coffee.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)**
• Open-end yarn, tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders, double-seam sleeves and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

Note: White may appear slightly off-white due to natural cotton tone, and the “Natural” color includes subtle dark speckles (we call that low-tech camouflage).

Printed on demand — fewer wasted casts, fewer wasted shirts.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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